This just in: Toyota has declared that the recent spate of problems with their cars was not caused by an electronic issue.
I thought Steve Jobs told them that it was. He even offered to help them solve it.
But no, he's wrong. W-R-O-N-G! Nope, no electronics problem at all. No siree, Bob. The problem is instead: Stupid American Drivers.
Sorry. We've looked into it and you're all stupid. Deal with it. Even you dead people, dead stupid Americans. Our cars are just too good for you.
Hil-Gle wonders who is doing Toyota's Public Relations. It was a nice brand while it lasted.
(Pictured: Not a Toyota, but another once favored auto brand name which, after a mistake or two, vanished utterly from the American consumer landscape.)
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