It was my fault
for wanting Colonel Sanders. Who in
their right mind passes up a dozen or so locally owned restaurants to patronize
a corporate chain? That’s prima facia nuts.
The KFC menu board was confusing. The
chicken was not cooked fully. And it
wasn’t the first time for either of those. KFC might be the most indifferent
and scatological purveyor in the consumer products market. I’ll miss the delicious
herbs and spices, but I am now cured. The fried chicken everywhere else is
fine.
As I was closing
in on my local KFC, I encountered a pack of Tweens—not quite teenagers. They paraded on the sidewalk next to the highway,
flicking off passing cars and cussing loudly. People in the drive thru were serenaded
with cat calls like, “Get that chicken, you fat pig.” There were about a dozen tweens
and they were in a dark, dark mood.
It’s nice to see
free range children again. Not too long ago they were all in programs with
spread charts, living lives of enriching channeled busy boxes. Trends in parenting have now thankfully
shifted in favor of having more than one child and letting those spawn play in
the streets. My pack of mean tweens is part of the trend, which has telescoped
up to teenagers.
All of the kids I’ve
run into recently are in crappy moods.
There’s a dismissive look teenagers give you, that “how do I avoid this
nitwit’s fate” glance they bestow on all non-celebrities. It’s normal. They
expect better than what you have. You have been sized up as the rotund, self-satisfied
sell out that you are. Of late, this has
mutated into a pack sneer.
I can’t blame
them. The global adult world’s reaction
to this plague has not been reassuring.
Here in the United States, doubly less so. Not only has what’s been played out seem
chaotic, imposing and goofy, but by all measures it has been ineffective. Let’s
all lock down, group ground, mass protest and then open back up when there is
nothing open. Watch the adults move in competing directions. Listen as the news
reports one thing while the government says something else. Or the news comes
from different worlds and the governments challenge each other’s truths. This
does not inspire confidence on any level.
The kids are letting
us know that we’ve robbed them. We’ve robbed them of summer. We’ve robbed them
of safety. We’ve robbed them of the expectation of competence. Wipe the sage look off your face. This is not
a normal part of a generation’s maturation process. This is failure.
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